Sunday, May 20, 2007

Flax Plus

How is it?
It doesn't taste good or bad. It doesn't taste at all, really.
Does the milk help?
No. In fact, the cereal seems to absorb the milk's taste. The whole thing doesn't taste like anything.
So it tastes like nothing?
Hey, maybe the cereal has, like, negative taste. Once it comes into contact with milk, it destroys the milk's taste.
Flax Plus is the antimatter of cereal!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Surely we can find a way to existentially psychoanalyse the flaz plus. So, the flax has being, and so does the milk, but the combination of the two ruins the being-of-the-taste. The taste becomes a lack, a hole in being, if you will. Does that mean the flax is transcendent? Yeesh

david penner said...

And does that mean that people who eat flax-based cereal have a taste-shaped hole in their soul? Geez, I already have a God-shaped hole. I don't need another one!

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